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So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

(via balfies)



sheikofthesheikah:

the new doctors catch phrase really amps it up this season.

(Source: brynnasaurus, via one-sociopath-per-tardis)



uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

(via andrewquo)



evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

(via lohanthony)



(Source: yeule, via uncommon-occurrence)



thisishangingrockcomics:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

thisishangingrockcomics:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

(via fuzzycoconuts)



pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

(Source: pitynotawidow-archive, via atoms-assembly)



"Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did."

(107/365) by (DS)

i really, really like this.

(via godmoves)

(via atoms-assembly)



nicoledollanganger:

WE FOUND THIS IN THE CEMETERY

nicoledollanganger:

WE FOUND THIS IN THE CEMETERY

(via atoms-assembly)



mirror:

I still laugh whenever I remember that the reason there was a whole section in Goblet of Fire dedicated to Hermione explaining the correct pronunciation of her name to Viktor Krum was because JK Rowling had found out there were actually people out there calling her character “Hermy One”

(via atoms-assembly)



romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

image

(via australiansanta)



madboner:

"WHAT DO WE WANT"

"CUTE CLOTHES"

"WHEN DO WE WANT THEM"

maybe in like a year or two when im hotter and skinnier so i can look good in them

(Source: breakingbag, via andrewquo)



(Source: disneylawyer, via likealightning-b-o-l-t)



nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via atoms-assembly)



We were supposed to protect them. Where were you when your own people needed you?

You abandoned us all.

(Source: keptyn, via laufysonloki)




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